Careless Listener

This is just in case anyone read a previous blof of mine,posted a few days back,in which I said my siter-in-law offered her hair at St.Antony's church in Vembar.It was her 2 year old grand daughter who had her head shaved at that little church on the beach in Vembar.My apologies for my mistake.



REGRETS OF A CARELESS LISTENER

When God gave out brains,

I thought He said trains,

And I missed mine.



When God gave out looks,

I thought He said books,

And I didn't want any.



When God gave out noses,

I thought He said roses,

And I ordered a red one.



When God gave out legs,

I thought He said kegs,

So I ordered two fat ones.



When God gave out ears,

I thought He said beers,

So I ordered two long ones.



When God gave out chins,

I thought He said gins,

So I said, "Give me a double."

When God gave out heads
I thought He said beds
And I asked for a soft one.